[Of course, her portal is a book, and talking into a book is just weird. She feels awkward for not only talking into the book, but for asking this question.]

Excuse me? I was wondering if anyone knew how to do hair? Mine is really long, and if someone could just braid it for me, that'd be great.

[If you're watching your screens on this lovely Promenade night (henceforth referred to as Prom night), someone appears to be writing a message. The handwriting is small and neat-- well, that's not that weird. People write all the time, right? But this one's different.]

I won't waste your time mincing words. It's doubtful that I'm the only person ( Read more... )